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Jay Z shows off his (hairless?) skinny legs

Whoa!

Winding down: The pair appeared to have ordered a bottle of wine to help them relax during their day at the beach

While Beyonce is looking super duper hot on their St Barts holiday, the same really can’t be said about Jay Z.

Life's a beach: Beyoncé and Jay-Z enjoyed some alone time today during a sun-soaked St Barts holiday

I am pretty sure that he legs are skinnier, shinier and possibly smoother thans his wifey. That’s just weird!

Like newlyweds: The couple only had eyes for each other while engrossed in conversation

He has proper chicken legs! Deary me!